zeldathemes
Lena. 21. Germany. Mutli-Fandom-Chaos-Blog.

| Teen Wolf | Doctor Who | Harry Potter |

| Sterek | Destiel | Drarry | River Song | Feminism | GLBT | ~

"Tell me one last thing. Is this real? Or is it just happening inside my head?"
"Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that means that it is not real?"
Life is better in fanfiction

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tyleroakley:

THE ACCURACY IS OVERWHELMING.

The most perfect description of Sarah Palin I’ve ever seen O.O;

  #this is so accurate though    #sarah palin  

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

  #gpoy    #gilmore girls    #michelle was always one of my favorites  

grieverstung:

nothing hurts like the realization that in comparison to the rest of the series, the maze runner is a happy book 

  #i always have to remind myself    #he doesn't die in this movie he doesn't die in thie movie    #the mazerunner    #mtr  
jeff davis: so how can we top the ratings of 3b?
writers: maybe we should further stiles and derek's bond and go deeper on stiles and lydia's friendship now that allison is gone
jeff davis: sounds good
jeff davis: but how about we make stiles hook up with malia instead
writers:
writers: wouldn't it make more sense if we focused on the impact the loss of allison has and gave malia more time to adjust herself in the human world, let's be real, the basement scene was kinda sketchy already
jeff davis: of course, yeah, you're right
jeff davis:
jeff davis:
jeff davis:
jeff davis: but really let's make them hook up
  #10000% convinced that this is how it went    #anti malia    #anti stalia    #teen wolf    #jeff davis is not a gift  

stephaniedanielle:

Never gets old

When women get behind something, their sheer numbers and passion force it into the mainstream. That’s why you can name the actor who plays that werewolf kid in “Twilight” and probably sing at least the chorus to one Justin Bieber song. What do tween boys like? I have no clue. Sports? Probably sports.

singingtowers:

My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them

  #yes yes yes thats me    #give me all your personal stories!!!  
  #this is why im so hardcore in love with reed    #words    #spencer reed    #criminal minds  

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."

I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 

Huh.

  #russel brand    #feminism    #sexism    #racism    #crush the partriarchy  
cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

  #tumblr    #tumblr family    #this is amazing  

my problem is my mamma raised me far too nice
to ever wish death on somebody, regardless of how much
they’d harmed me so instead i’m compiling a list
of odd karmatic punishments
for the assholes of my existence like

i hope the girl who ruined my senior year of high school
by bullying the hope out of my bones
has a bad hair day on every first date. i hope
the words she said behind my back tangle around
her head so when people meet her for the first time
they can see how unkind
she really is.

my mother and my father were talking in public
and a policeman asked her if she wanted the
‘dirty hispanic’ to leave her alone
and i really hope that policeman goes home
to heat that never works properly and that
the cold makes his bones ache, i hope the
warmth of my daddy’s sun never kisses
the sweaty temples of men who use their
position of power as an excuse to be racist

the man who hit me until i bled from the
corners of my mouth and who kissed me no matter
how much i asked him to stop better constantly get
his dick stuck in his zipper and i hope a large rash
develops because of it because maybe being
in constant pain will make him learn
some empathy

i want the teacher who told my friend joe
‘you can’t be a boy just because you say so’
to spill overheated 99-cent coffee on her ironed skirt
every other thursday, i hope it stains because
her words never washed out of his ears either

i hope the boy who broke my heart is
doing well, because i’m doing well too, but i want
the boy who broke my sister by promising forever
when he really meant ‘just until you give me everything’
to get a tattoo with a misspelling
just because i think it would be funny
since he was so afraid of commitment

the man who told my friend to kill herself, to just get it over
should wake up to a leak in his roof
that has no particular origin and constantly drips
onto his face no matter where he moves his pillow to
because maybe then he’ll have some idea about
drowning

i hope the people who told my brother
he couldn’t succeed
solely based on his disability
constantly hit their heads when getting into the car,
i want them to blink back little black dots
and wonder what they’ve ever done wrong to deserve
this and then i want them to see my brother’s company
on a full-page spread because he’s twenty-four and
making more money than they ever did

my math teacher told me most girls are stupid
with numbers and i hope his wife is funneling large
sums of his money into an offshore account without
him noticing while my english teacher told me
he didn’t expect much because i’m not a native speaker
so i really hope in class one day
he unknowingly passes out one of my poems

and i hope if you’ve been hurt, your life has
turned around. keep your head up,
square your shoulders, trust that
the universe will find some way to sort things out. hold on
until your heart mends. regardless of what happens,
know that happiness
is the best revenge.

I can’t wish true evil or true evil will come back to me but that doesn’t mean I want assholes to go around happy /// r.i.d | inkskinned (via inkskinned)
  #words