Ok everybody…..I have this great new idea for a blockbuster movie series…..picture this…..dystopian future…….and teenagers…….oh and to spice it upheterosexual couples
who are white people
who are also all conventionally thin and attractive and able-bodied
AND GET THIS. The main character is this girl, right who..
is caught in a LOVE TRIANGLE. LIKE WHAT?!
| Teen Wolf | Doctor Who | Harry Potter |
| Sterek | Destiel | Drarry | River Song | Feminism | GLBT | ~
"Tell me one last thing. Is this real? Or is it just happening inside my head?"
"Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that means that it is not real?"
cool it comes with a free refill
How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??
FUCKING THANK YOU
Best of Autocorrect
I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.
"Killing her seems a bit harsh"
juicy easter dick I CAN’T
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave
This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.
This needs to be in the next movie please
Liz Climo on Tumblr.
this really cheered me up